Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered […]
Romantic to the point of creepy, baguettes, cigarettes and an inattention to hygiene: these are all the things we tend to think of when someone mentions French dudes. But it may be time to reverse that stereotype, because it turns out they’re also rockin’ some of the biggest packages in the whole European Union! According […]
Talk about depressing. Jalopnik has reported that a 14 car pile up has occurred in Japan, and while no people were injured, 14 luxury supercars were destroyed in what could be called the most depressing non-fatal car accident of the past century. According to the car-lovers blog, the maimed vehicles included “eight Ferraris, three Mercedes, […]
The holidays are approaching, and as we all know, they can be a bit stressful. Of course, we love our families as they’ve been there for us in good times and bad, but something about the close quarters, red wine, and gift-giving just makes you want to dig into some old family secrets. Luckily, SNL’s […]
Good morning, folks! Let’s start this brisk Monday morning with a bit of eye candy, shall we? Some eye candy name Miss Olivia Munn. Olivia Munn got famous on “Attack of the Show,” G4’s pop culture and video game preview show, so you can guess that she won the hearts (and boners) of nerds abound. […]
Talk about some spice for the Kardashian divorce scandal! It’s like if Kim took the salt and pepper and gently seasoned our steak, and Kris came over with a bottle of sriracha and said HOW ABOUT THAT?! According to TheHuffingtonPost, Just weeks after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris […]
Whenever I hear dubstep, I imagine that the noises are what it sounds like when you drown to death. Just too many sounds at once, like your brain is imploding upon itself. However, that being said, if you’ve ever been to a dubstep party you know that it’s about the most fun party you’ve ever […]
Come on, that hair? And the hats? And the limitless talent that makes the Patriots nearly as unstoppable as the Packers? AND GISELE? AND THOSE HATS? We feel you, kid. He IS the worst.
All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can’t be sure if it beats out this headline, or even if it’s better than this confusing-as-hell gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple’s innuendo-full knee slapper comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is… disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old […]
From the guys who brought you “Christian Phrases for Penis” comes another hilarious Christwire.org parody video that lists the various ways to talk about that “vile, filthy, sinful” act of anal sex. Take it away, Bryan! (Oh, and if you didn’t already assume so, this is probably NSFW.)
