You guys, I’m a little concerned about Pat Collins. I feel like he might be held hostage. Or dying of Alzheimers. Because WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? I understand that it’s daily local news, and there’s really not a whole lot to work with everyday. Sometimes I struggle with finding interesting enough material to share on the […]
In “Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them” news, creepy child bride Courtney Stodden is set to be on Dr. Drew’s “Lifechangers” show this morning to “PROVE” that she hasn’t had plastic surgery. According to the preview, shown below, Courtney agrees to get x-rayed to finally squash the rumors that her body is 95% […]
I Believe I can Fly ( flight of the frenchies). Trailer from sebastien montaz-rosset on Vimeo. NO. NO NO NO NO NO A MILLION TIMES NO. My question is, what do you do when you’re too old to tightrope to the middle of a canyon and hurl yourself into the abyss? Can you ever sit […]
Talk about a cure for the Mondays! This makes me sad that I didn’t stay home to watch SNL this weekend instead of having a stellar time change party (just kidding not really). I have to say, although SNL has been getting flak for not living up to its 1970s hey-days, these people are still […]
It’s that time of year again, people. This Sunday, we set our clocks back an hour, thus officially ending the sweet Summery nights and kicking off the misery of Winter. If you think I’m a bitter, angry human being on Tuesdays, then you should see me the day after Daylight Savings Time ends. Not only […]
You know, I think it’s kinda cool when grown men have silly hobbies, like painting miniatures, or reading comic books, or collecting Star Wars memorabilia. It shows that they have a playful side, and that they don’t take themselves too seriously. The key words in that sentence are “silly,” “hobbies,” and “don’t take themselves too […]
We like where your mind went, Kara, but um… no.
“It’s a gift – you keep a gift.” – Kris Jenner “ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?” – The World
ANNNNND my birthday is officially over. Have a nice day.
I imagine that this is what the apocalypse sounds like. I’m going back to bed.
