Sometimes I think that maybe I’m being a little hard on reality stars. To be fair, I guarantee that if I were in the same situation – offered millions of dollars to act vapid and superficial, I’d probably get sucked in just as easily. However, as a person sitting on a $400 couch in a […]
Oh god. OH GOD NO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ABOUT MY DAY NORMALLY WITH THIS INFORMATION? IT’S LIKE IF A SCHOOL COUNSELOR CAME IN DURING STORY TIME IN KINDERGARTEN AND SAID “YOUR MOM’S DEAD, BUT FINISH THAT MACARONI PICTURE.” I am shattered. TORN, even. Heartbroken. And now I’m supposed to write for the […]
In what could be the most Obviously Obvious News of the decade, Tastebuds.fm has released a list of “musical turnoffs” that men and women claim are dating dealbreakers, and Nickleback – reigning kings of douchebaggery, top the list. Via Jezebel: The dating site Tastebuds.fm 1,600 users for their biggest “musical turnoff.” Nickelback led the pack, […]
She claims that “things didn’t go as planned,” he claims he is “blindsided,” their pre-nup was about as rock solid as a granite countertop. All those statements are moot in comparison to the fact, on average, TEENAGERS have longer relationships than them.
AHEM: Tebow: (v) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. I was personally unaware of this phenomenon, until just now when I was sent this video from last night’s embarrassing game between the Broncos and Lions in which Tebow was sacked an […]
This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM […]
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Good morning, readers. Let’s have a little chat, shall we? Look, I’m all for ladies dressing scandalously for Halloween. It’s really the only time you can wear a thong, fishnets, and a pair of cat ears and say you’re a “kitten” without people raising eyebrows. In the downtown section of our lovely city Saturday night, […]
Is it a story of a spoiled celebrity finally getting the narcissism beat out of them? Or a tale of Southern racism in full swing? We may never know for sure, although I’d like to believe it’s the former. According to the Superficial, R&B singer Usher stopped by the Little 5 Point Halloween Parade in […]
I know that you were really excited to shock your friends and neighbors and possibly be excommunicated from your township for wearing one of our YIKES costumes of 2011, but honestly, I must concede the “best costume ever” award to this guy: Brilliant. Not only does he meet the “any race but white” adoption requirement […]
