No, that wasn’t a typo – Real World: Chicago star Tonya Cooley is suing MTV, its parent company, and two of her fellow castmates for allegedly sexually assaulting her with a toothbrush while she was passed out. According to TMZ, her castmates Kenny Santucci and Evan Starkman “rubbed [a fellow male cast member’s] toothbrush around […]
What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT […]
I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as “terrifying” or “probably going to kill you.” But hey, if I learned anything […]
BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo. Uhhhhhhhhhhh…?
Another contender has entered the ring for the title of “Dancer Most Likely to Give You Vertigo or Convince You That You’re Actually Dreaming,” and his name is, fittingly, “iGlide.” This video below features him dancing to Christina Aguilara, and looking way more graceful than she ever did. He may actually be better than this […]
San Diego, I have learned, has the highest number of DUIs per capita of any city in the ENTIRE UNITED STATES. I blame this on several factors: a horrific lack of public transportation, lack of alcohol education in high school, and urban sprawl so widespread that cab fares are nearly unfathomable as a young adult […]
When you’re an actress whose been caught snorting your weight in cocaine, buying cocaine, being a terrible actress, looking like a bag of cocaine, and doing a ton of cocaine, you might think, hey, maybe I should clean up my act for a bit… show Hollywood and the rest of the world that I’m not […]
Throw away your Princeton Review books and college ranking pamphlets, we have a brand new way for you to chose your university this year: Trojan’s top ten list of the most sexually healthy colleges. According to the Huffington Post, The condom connoisseurs evaluated 140 colleges on the basis of sexual health resources — including contraceptive […]
Let’s meet our cast of characters, shall we? Napoleon McNoshirt: Complete with a little man complex and the desire to show off his tiny baby chest, you can tell this monster is ready to fight! The Only White Guy: Acting so, so white. Camera Guy O’Loudsy: Narrating everything that happens. Literally. Every single thing. Tweedle […]
One time, my “friend” went to this sex shop. She had big plans for the night, so she wandered the aisles and was shocked (SHOCKED!) to realize at the cash register that she had managed to spend $250 at this sex shop. My “friend” couldn’t believe that she’d racked up that kind of bill at […]
