Good morning, readers. Let’s have a little chat, shall we? Look, I’m all for ladies dressing scandalously for Halloween. It’s really the only time you can wear a thong, fishnets, and a pair of cat ears and say you’re a “kitten” without people raising eyebrows. In the downtown section of our lovely city Saturday night, […]
Is it a story of a spoiled celebrity finally getting the narcissism beat out of them? Or a tale of Southern racism in full swing? We may never know for sure, although I’d like to believe it’s the former. According to the Superficial, R&B singer Usher stopped by the Little 5 Point Halloween Parade in […]
I know that you were really excited to shock your friends and neighbors and possibly be excommunicated from your township for wearing one of our YIKES costumes of 2011, but honestly, I must concede the “best costume ever” award to this guy: Brilliant. Not only does he meet the “any race but white” adoption requirement […]
No, that wasn’t a typo – Real World: Chicago star Tonya Cooley is suing MTV, its parent company, and two of her fellow castmates for allegedly sexually assaulting her with a toothbrush while she was passed out. According to TMZ, her castmates Kenny Santucci and Evan Starkman “rubbed [a fellow male cast member’s] toothbrush around […]
What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT […]
I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as “terrifying” or “probably going to kill you.” But hey, if I learned anything […]
BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo. Uhhhhhhhhhhh…?
Another contender has entered the ring for the title of “Dancer Most Likely to Give You Vertigo or Convince You That You’re Actually Dreaming,” and his name is, fittingly, “iGlide.” This video below features him dancing to Christina Aguilara, and looking way more graceful than she ever did. He may actually be better than this […]
San Diego, I have learned, has the highest number of DUIs per capita of any city in the ENTIRE UNITED STATES. I blame this on several factors: a horrific lack of public transportation, lack of alcohol education in high school, and urban sprawl so widespread that cab fares are nearly unfathomable as a young adult […]
When you’re an actress whose been caught snorting your weight in cocaine, buying cocaine, being a terrible actress, looking like a bag of cocaine, and doing a ton of cocaine, you might think, hey, maybe I should clean up my act for a bit… show Hollywood and the rest of the world that I’m not […]
