This has not been a good week for famous (if not somewhat outdated) rappers – just a day after Rick Ross’ seizure caused a plane’s emergency landing, Tone Loc reportedly collapsed on stage. TMZ reports that the rapper (of “Funky Cold Medina”) fame collapsed while performing at an event Saturday night in Atlanta. Some reports […]
I don’t know about you, but when I’m in a car and someone else is driving and they’re going really fast – like, too fast – I feel like I should text my mother that I love her because the end might be near. Cars are so dangerous! Even my crappy old POS Escort is […]
Did you think this was going to be a Courtney Stodden video? Or maybe Ke$ha? Or I don’t know, one of those Rebecca Black type things? Nope. This is a new brand of awful – by a boy band called Heart 2 Heart. I initially held back on judgement because Heart 2 Heart is a […]
Remember yesterday when I destroyed all the dudes’ lives by posting THIS STORY WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY? Well, today we get one for the ladies, out of Northern California, where a woman and her boyfriend experienced a woman’s worst nightmare. According to April Bonjour (which has to be a […]
TMZ reported this morning that rapper Rick Ross suffered a seizure that left him unconscious on his flight to Memphis for his performance tonight at the FedEx Forum. According to eyewitness reports, Ross fell unconscious soon after the plane took off, prompting his entourage to alert the staff of the plane and a doctor on […]
Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up AND WE ARE SET! Thank you Japan, as always! (Also, am I the only one that thought that said “SHARK c*nt”? Because that might actually be even more amazing.)
Well, we can all thank Alex Torres for ruining all of our future awesome sex stories because they will never be as INSANELY AMAZING as his. “Oh, no, that’s cool, you did it in the bushes outside of the White House during the inauguration? No, yeah, really, that’s really neat. I just did it while […]
I am warning you – if you own a penis and want to keep your testicles on the outside of your body, YOU SHOULD NOT READ THIS. If you chose to read this, they will likely retract into your body like scared turtles. According to the Smoking Gun and the Wichita, KS police department, a […]
No, I didn’t title this post wrong. I know, you probably thought I meant “psychopathic baby eater and terrorist to get 121 years in prison”. I also didn’t mean “billionaire corporate fat cat that allows sweat shop workers to get 121 years in prison,” although that would make more sense. I meant: celeb phone […]
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. A family of four in Danvers, Massachusetts apparently do NOT have the best sense of direction, as they actually got lost, like, for reals lost, in a corn maze at a place called Connors Farm. And of course, because an embarrassing news story […]
