And you thought public brawls were only classless enough to happen in the US, didn’t you? WRONG-O! Turns out, people are the worst all over the world. Take the riot seen below, where a Chinese restaurant called New Dynasty in Montreal became the setting for an all-out race war between Chinese and black patrons this […]
Let’s meet our cast of characters, shall we? Napoleon McNoshirt: Complete with a little man complex and the desire to show off his tiny baby chest, you can tell this monster is ready to fight! The Only White Guy: Acting so, so white. Camera Guy O’Loudsy: Narrating everything that happens. Literally. Every single thing. Tweedle […]
Now that someone has been RUN OVER in the midst of a public brawl, I’d like to hope that firework of a trend has officially died away. And luckily, I think it can now, with the appearance of a new style – storing things in your vagina. We always knew that ladies and gents were […]
Well, I think this is the end of the public brawl, everyone. Not unlike Crocs and Ed Hardy t-shirts, we flooded the market with public brawls and they just got to be too much. For example, the public brawl below, in which 3 people get RUN THE F*** OVER during a McDonald’s hiring fair in […]
There once was a time when crime was almost a noble venture. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! Pirating on the high seas! Being a jewel thief or a crazy serial killer like Jack the Ripper! These days, though, most criminals are just, well, retarded. Even aside from the fact that people […]
Like I said just a few days ago, Public Brawls are totally the newest, hottest trend to hit the catwalk and the sidewalk in 2011. In the video above, where a lucky fan caught a Public Brawl on a subway platform, the two fashion icons seem to be mid brawl, shockingly close to the […]
FROM VOGUE MAGAZINE: Hair pulling, plate throwing, face punching. The public brawl is, undoubtedly, the must-have piece in fashion this year. Making a brief appearance on the West Coast in an Oakland Denny’s last October, we were first introduced to how flattering for ALL body types the public brawl can really be. It made another […]
This is a classic Battle of the Sexes conundrum. Not unlike who has the worst lot in life, or who is more athletically inclined, or which sex is more inherently disgusting. The following two videos detail two feats of human non-skill: luck, and craziness. The first, featuring what looks like a high school basketball team, […]
