This is a classic Battle of the Sexes conundrum. Not unlike who has the worst lot in life, or who is more athletically inclined, or which sex is more inherently disgusting.

The following two videos detail two feats of human non-skill: luck, and craziness. The first, featuring what looks like a high school basketball team, shows a completely awesome backwards half-court shot at the buzzer that made it in by absolutely no skill whatsoever on the thrower’s part, and the second features a hilariously intriguing scene starring a herd of crazy-ass women.

The question is, which video is more awesome? Is it the kid who is so proud of his one-in-a-thousand-ish shot that he runs off in a blaze of glory? Or the girl at about :50 who tries to exit with a mouthful of snack and gets her face slapped off her face?

Sigh. These are the toughest decisions in life.