There once was a time when crime was almost a noble venture. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor! Pirating on the high seas! Being a jewel thief or a crazy serial killer like Jack the Ripper! These days, though, most criminals are just, well, retarded. Even aside from the fact that people […]
We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site […]
1. Stalking Remember back before the internet, when the only way to stalk someone was to literally stand in the bushes next to their house and peek in through their window while simultaneously trying to avoid being seen by the cops? In those day, stalking was an art. Only the super creepy dudes of the world were […]
