“Hello, Fandango? I would like to take 400 tickets to the midnight showing of The Avengers so that I can see it by myself so no one bothers me and I can eat my popcorn alone WITHOUT PEOPLE STEALING IT in total silence without people yelling “siiiiiick” and other stupid things because seriously that is […]
As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples’ outfits “uggo,” you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every last one should be incinerated on Mars. But it’s true – while celebrity’s dumb moves (like say, wearing uggo […]
The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, “the Google”! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have our answer. Masturbating! The Googlher was created by FAT Lab’s Randy Sarafan, uses the power of the world wide […]
No, it’s not a video of the hottest moments of sexin’ in horror movies (that’s what I thought too. IMAGINE my disappointment). But it is a video that will get you in the mood – for HALLOWEEN, which is in like, TWO WEEKS. Just a warning, don’t watch this video at midnight in your house […]
Yesterday’s Columbus Day holiday put me in a great mood this morning. I woke up refreshed and alert and excited to start the day and NOT AT ALL Tuesday-ish, which usually involves me grumbling around until my 6th cup of coffee. So I have decided to take a new stance on Tuesdays. Tuesdays can be […]
I keep hearing about this Alexander Skarsgard dude, usually wedged between the words “beautiful,” “amazing,” and “I would literally kill someone for the chance to touch his bare chest.” But honestly, I’ve got no idea who he is. I think I can assume he is an actor, or maybe a musician? Or perhaps a model, […]
Occupy Wall Street, the small call to protest that has become a worldwide phenomenon, just arrived to San Diego this past week. The streets of our downtown district were amazingly filled with citizens looking for a change in the American corporate system. As a a whole, I consider San Diego one of the the most […]
Facebook has become the central hub of many peoples’ lives. Specifically my family that lives in the South. Boy do they love their Farmville and Pirate Wars and Mafia bullsh*t. And with the new Facebook feed, I can practically watch them waste their hours away commenting on photos and liking their own Nickleback-lyric status updates. […]
Lloyd, who you may remember from 2010’s “Bedrock” hit that was played on the radio at least every 12 minutes, has released his newest single, titled “Dedication to My Ex.” Is it a loving reminiscence of a companion who has left? A witty, sarcastic jab at a woman who wronged him? Uh, sort of, if […]
And now for a little eye bleach after that last, um, unsettling post, we present Katarzyna Lenart, a parliament candidate in Poland. That’s all I know about this video, but I do think I may go register to vote and learn Polish today.
