Yesterday evening, I was on a run in my neighborhood, blasting Kanye in my headphones and probably singing it out loud, who knows really, when I realized that people were staring at me kind of weird from the sidewalks. Handsome men with dogs smiled and then recoiled, women with babies furrowed their brows and pushed […]
People often say that they don’t believe in dating sites because of the lack of a female presence. Or, in less kind terms, IT IS A SAUSAGE FEST. And for most dating sites, we’d agree this is true. However, after analyzing this week’s member delete reasons, we realize that OBC clearly does NOT have this […]
Oh Shia. Shia Shia Shia. You were so TOUGH for a very brief few minutes in Transformers when you weren’t getting saved by a Chevy Tahoe-turned-robot-superhero! And you were also so tough that one time on the cover of Details magazine when you implied that you slept with Megan Fox even though she was married! […]
If you have been living in a cave under a rock in the Afghanistan desert and are also deaf and blind and don’t have Twitter, you may not have heard about the release of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s most recent smart phone that, of course, is both impressing and DEPRESSING Apple fan-boys around the world. […]
What I will never understand is why celebrities make such STUPID choices when breaking the law. When Lindsey Lohan got busted for her DUI, why didn’t she have a driver? When Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine, why didn’t she leave it in her 2,000-a-night hotel? When TI got out of jail, WHY DID HE […]
Gentleman, I can not force you to believe what I say is true. I can beg and I can plead and I can sob at your feet, but you may say NAY, I SHAN’T BELIEVE YOU. I can only present you the facts to you that I know to be true, and let you come […]
I am convinced that the marketers behind many of our favorite “As Seen on TV” products are much more self-aware than we think they are. The ad teams creating the commercials for Snuggie, the Sham Wow, and the Shake Weight probably aren’t oblivious, naive squares that believe they’re selling an incredible product… They’re probably genius […]
This has not been a good week for famous (if not somewhat outdated) rappers – just a day after Rick Ross’ seizure caused a plane’s emergency landing, Tone Loc reportedly collapsed on stage. TMZ reports that the rapper (of “Funky Cold Medina”) fame collapsed while performing at an event Saturday night in Atlanta. Some reports […]
I don’t know about you, but when I’m in a car and someone else is driving and they’re going really fast – like, too fast – I feel like I should text my mother that I love her because the end might be near. Cars are so dangerous! Even my crappy old POS Escort is […]
Did you think this was going to be a Courtney Stodden video? Or maybe Ke$ha? Or I don’t know, one of those Rebecca Black type things? Nope. This is a new brand of awful – by a boy band called Heart 2 Heart. I initially held back on judgement because Heart 2 Heart is a […]
