I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly little dance in the endzone and I think it’s ridiculous that there is a rule against it. Are you kidding me?! You consider a 20 second jig after a touchdown to be “excessive” in a sport where […]
Macaroni and cheese. Delicious. Wait!! Calories!! Fat!! Diet… oh… and I guess sex. According to The UK Press Association, that may be the order of importance of the above things to many UK women. They recently reported on a study (done by Atkins, by the way, so keep that in mind), that they claim shows […]
It seems as though Tupac may have been even more of a pimp than we thought. According to TMZ, a sex tape of the deceased rapper has surfaced, but unlike many pother celeb tapes, is pretty impressive. A source tells TMZ that the tape was shot in 1991 (at the height of Tupac’s fame) […]
They say “sex sells” and music is no exception! According to the Atlantic Wire, 92% of the top Billboard songs of 2009 referenced sex in some way. SUNY Albany psychology professor Dawn R. Hobbs anazlyzed each of the songs that made it to the top ten in each music category, and logged whether they reference any […]
Whoa! Weird, right?! Let’s do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this story: That guy took some magic mushrooms and none of this actually happened. The end.
Sure, why not. Hey, I’m all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally will not be eating the sphincter), and let’s be honest, Rachel Friere’s cow nipple idea isn’t any worse than anything we’ve seen Lady Gaga wear in the past. And ACTUALLY, those little cow nips kinda look like […]
Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I’m trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989. Or when I am shopping for a Nazi flag for my Jewish friend because […]
Funny idea and all, but as a person with an 18-year-old brother with every strain (yes strain, like a disease) of Axe and the ability to fill an entire room with the stank of Axe-flavored ball sweat, I can guarantee you that this. Would. Never. Happen.
I really wish that I could rename this post, because saying Yogasm out loud creeps me out to the extreme because it sounds like Yo-Gabba-Gabba, the children’s show that my 3-year-old niece loves. Gross. I would call it like, a “zen-gasm” or a “OM-gasm” but I guess that’s not the technical term, so I won’t […]
Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month “intimate relationship” with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. According to Flash News, 58-year-old Malcolm Brenner is claiming that in 1971 he carried out a relationship with Ruby, a dolphin in captivity at a Florida amusement park (ah yes, the most […]
