Ah yes, the golden age of Saturday Night Live. Before ex-members of All That turned up every skit, and women were hired (apparently) only for their looks, we had a glorious sketch parodying the awkwardness of NPR talk shows. Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon starred as a hilariously vested duo with awful haircuts who interviewed […]
I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain’s ‘No Reservations’ show where he talked about “going bamboo,” or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. This usually happens in tropical paradises like Indonesia or Vietnam, but I could see myself “going bamboo” in Norway after seeing these two dueling news […]
When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that young married couples were probably misinformed and likely very naive, but psychologically unstable? YEESH. […]
Hyperbole (n): the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally. Sometimes people use “hyperbole” to make their point. Like when people say, “Oh my god, that was the best […]
So, not only is this a TUESDAY BLUESDAY, but it’s also the Tuesday after a holiday weekend… which makes it, like, 100, maybe 500 times worse? Luckily for you we’re going to brighten your afternoon with a couple great success stories from OBC, in our weekly installment of TestiMOANial Tuesday: “I met the most beautiful […]
We’ve seen many great sex product commercials. From our very own review of Wet Lubricants, to Durex’s infallible marketing team, we’re fully aware that the best ads are subtle, funny, creative, and a little bit sexy – and this new one for KY Intense Lubricant is no exception. It is slightly different though, because it […]
Now, that’s not something you hear every day: according to Gawker, a French man named Jean-Louise (hahaha! seriously?!) is being ordered to pay his ex-wife 10,000 euro (or about $14,000) for not having sex with her enough during their marriage! After divorcing her husband two years ago, the defendant’s ex-wife must have decided […]
How was your Labor Day? WAS IT AWESOME? I’m sorry for yelling, but as you know, I love American holidays. I may be a left-wing communist Obama-loving hippie, but give me a tiny American flag and a cheeseburger BBQ and I will shout/sing The National Anthem all night (people love when you sing the National […]
That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of […]
Before we begin, please ensure all riders have their hands and arms inside the vehicle. We will be traveling at high speeds into vomit-land and may experience some stomach-churning loops in the form of stunningly unattractive man ass, balls, and shaft. For the safety of all riders and the computer in front of them, please […]
