This is why I hate baseball. Not only is it boring and full of fat dudes and slow and monotonous and can end up going on for like TWENTY ONE INNINGS SOMETIMES, but in the rare case that something exciting DOES happen? It’s a f*cking baseball hitting you in the face. I feel your pain […]
59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time. Now to […]
Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It’s not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are […]
I don’t feel any real need to cover the MTV Video Music Awards with you, because honestly, I’m pretty sure that the entire offices of MTV have just been reduced to one computer spitting out algorithms that figure out the absolute cheapest, most hack sh*t teenagers are willing to watch, so why are we still […]
As you might have gauged from my lack of interest in rollercoasters, water slides, and steep hills, I am not a thrill seeker. I honestly get a little nervous stepping onto those moving sidewalk things in airports. But I can still APPRECIATE a great idea, whether or not I would ever set foot on it. […]
How NOT to Jump Into a Pool – watch more funny videos From the “People Failing at Easy Things” Vault comes this video, which reminds us that if anything, the end of summer is the end of drunken BBQs and the horrible, horrible choices that come with them. ::SHUDDER:: TGIF, Weekend Warriors! Don’t try that […]
It takes a lot to shock the iGeneration (that’s what I’m calling all of us 20-somethings who grew up with Netscape and watched it morph into iPad-compatible hardcore porn). We’re not easily disturbed, and actually are on a constant hunt to see something MORE strange, MORE disturbing, MORE brain-frying. Like, say, THIS. So the never-before-seen […]
Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, but jeez – when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT AWESOME, you know that our society is working with a lot more than just big latex dildos. With the introduction […]
When people go to school to become journalists, they picture themselves as like, Tom Brokaw or Lisa Ling, right? I mean, no one ASPIRES to be a weather person, right? No one is DYING to do local news about foods at the fair, are they? And when they do find themselves there, interviewing a parrot […]
Whenever the US Census comes out with new statistics on marriage, it’s interesting, but in a “well I could have told you that” sort of way. The most recent findings are no exception, as The Huffington Post reports – although more people are getting married in the conservative states, the marriages are less likely to […]
