Now, that’s not something you hear every day: according to Gawker, a French man named Jean-Louise (hahaha! seriously?!) is being ordered to pay his ex-wife 10,000 euro (or about $14,000) for not having sex with her enough during their marriage! After divorcing her husband two years ago, the defendant’s ex-wife must have decided […]
How was your Labor Day? WAS IT AWESOME? I’m sorry for yelling, but as you know, I love American holidays. I may be a left-wing communist Obama-loving hippie, but give me a tiny American flag and a cheeseburger BBQ and I will shout/sing The National Anthem all night (people love when you sing the National […]
That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of […]
Before we begin, please ensure all riders have their hands and arms inside the vehicle. We will be traveling at high speeds into vomit-land and may experience some stomach-churning loops in the form of stunningly unattractive man ass, balls, and shaft. For the safety of all riders and the computer in front of them, please […]
Popping balloons! Plastic Rafts! Grown men in diapers! Feet! NOT HAVING SEX! These are all sexual fetishes that we’ve learned about in the past year. All strange, all somewhat difficult to understand on my part, and all most likely internet-generation discoveries. No one probably new that dudes love popping balloons to get off until YouTube […]
I’ve never really understood the hipster fashion fads of today. Everyone seems to be trying to emulate the LEAST attractive styles of the past century, like the late 80s and early 60s and the whole entire flapper era. Why would you pick the most cringe-worthy retro styles to bring back? Why not bring back the […]
You guys, I think there is something wrong with me. Everyone in this video is shocked and repulsed and ashamed by this state trooper’s actions. They all believe he should definitely be fired for using taxpayer time to get his D-W with some lady in the desert. I, on the other hand, find it HILARIOUS*. […]
Oddly enough, the last product I saw that had ‘go girl’ in the name was a tiny plastic funnel that women would use to pee standing up. Had you told me that in the near future I would see a product with ‘go girl’ in the name that would gross me out even more than […]
Do we even need to be arguing our stance anymore? We’ve learned that kidnapping is more likely to happen by a close relative or friend than a complete stranger, and that you’re safer in an airplane than a vehicle, can we also now accept the fact that you’re most likely to be driven insane by […]
Don’t watch that video. No, really. Don’t do it. I’m serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don’t. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it […]
