This is creepy and gross and I am not sure if it is a joke but I surely HOPE IT IS A JOKE because Jim Carrey is a comedian but he is ALSO ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD and Emma Stone is barely 23 and this is gross. Also, can we discuss how much he bears […]
I know you’re going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out – it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get stupid-as-sh-t tattoos?* Anyway, we have a new contender for the dumbest tattoo of […]
Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin’ fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn’t accidentally talk to a tree for three and a half hours or eat out of a trashcan or tell […]
It’s times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons’ book and start going on missions trips to areas that don’t yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically OnlineBootyCall). Had we taken a “sexual mission trip” to Brownhelm Township, Ohio, this horrible story might not have happened: […]
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER’S DIGEST […]
According to a new study, a dude doesn’t automatically become GAY the second he experiments with another guy, despite what fraternity bros have been shouting for years. The study, performed by Northwestern University (coincidentally the same school that stated bisexuality was an “unproven theory” in 2005), seems to show that men, like women, can in […]
Can we all agree that PETA is the worst? We’re all on the same page about that right? I mean, I’m all for helping animals, and advocating for sustainable farming and the treatment of animals that are going to land on our plates, but PETA is pretty much the “National Enquirer” of advocacy groups at […]
Tuesday is here. Again. Did you know it comes back every 7 days? It’s like the STD of weekdays and I hate everything about it. I’m sitting here with my crappy lunch and my crappy Diet Coke and my crappy, too-tired-to-try outfit, knowing that a full three and a half days are left until the […]
Good god, it’s like an epidemic this year! What with these two and these guys and this couple and them, something in the water in 2011 is causing celebrity couples to hate each other (I blame global warming). And now divorce has come and wreaked havoc upon what the world thought was the most perfect […]
It’s officially the end of summer vacation for most college students in San Diego, which was made apparent by the unusually high amount of drunk-asses parading their way through the streets of downtown this weekend. With the end of summer and the stress of classes and homework and career planning comes winter, and in my […]
