In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I’m really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally open and public with their weird fetishes. I keep my weird shenanigans in the bedroom AND […]
Did you know there is an NBA lockout going on? I know, me neither. There are too many sports lockouts to keep track of these days. Needless to say, I imagine when you aren’t certain that you’re going to have a job in the next year, it’s time to start showcasing your skills, like when […]
Next up in our series of rides-that-might-not-kill-you-but-will-definitely-render-you-paralyzed, we have The Human Slingshot, a homemade set up in Paradise, Utah in a lake OR SHOULD I SAY MINIATURE 150 ft POND. According to the cameraman of this video*, three people passed out upon impact, so “don’t try this at home.” Oh, DARN. You mean I can’t […]
It’s Tuesday again. Dreaded, life-shattering Tuesday. And not only is it Tuesday, but it’s the Tuesday before Labor Day, one of the best holidays for sun, fun, BBQs, and sexy girls in bikinis for the VERY LAST TIME BEFORE THE DARKNESS OF WINTER (no I am not exaggerating, why would you even say that?). In […]
It should be noted prior to this post that I drive what some might call a “piece of sh*t” car. It blew a cylinder so it now only goes about 45 on the freeway and it has those automatic seatbelts that always feel like they might decapitate you. So my understanding of cars is “wheels […]
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about love and honor and respect and remembrance of those lost, but I feel like if there IS an after life, if somehow I end up in heaven (hopefully… yikes) watching my friends down below and I see them MIX UP MY ASHES WITH POT AND THEN SMOKE […]
To think, of all the times we talked about the cruel consequences of marriage and divorce, we never thought of the children! We’re MONSTERS! Thanks to the Telegraph, though, we’ve been reminded that those who suffer most from divorce have no choice in it – the kiddos. According to a new study by the Demos […]
This is why I hate baseball. Not only is it boring and full of fat dudes and slow and monotonous and can end up going on for like TWENTY ONE INNINGS SOMETIMES, but in the rare case that something exciting DOES happen? It’s a f*cking baseball hitting you in the face. I feel your pain […]
59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time. Now to […]
Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It’s not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are […]
