I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again. And even if there is a teeny bit of a storyline, you fast forward through it […]
If you’ll recall, I was more than thrilled this year to find out that the San Diego County Fair was featuring a new fried treat – fried Kool-Aid. I mean, fried foods are my vice. Fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried Snickers bars, fried funnel cake…. you name it, I’ll eat it. But even I was […]
Looking like what can only be described as “defying nature,” Shaq stepped out recently with his ladyfriend, Nicole Alexander, who is nearly 2 feet shorter than him. At seven foot one, he towers over her 5’2 frame. If Alexander looks familiar to you, be ashamed, you probably spotted her while watching “The Flavor of Love” […]
Tuesdays are just the worst. Like, it’s not Wednesday Humpday which is halfway through the week, and it’s not Monday, which is when you begrudgingly resign yourself to a full 5 days of misery. It’s just TUESDAY, boring, too-far-from-Friday Tuesday; hell even the NAME sounds boring. TOOZ-DAY. BARF. Well, let me at least brighten your […]
Rihanna has been visiting her home country of Barbados for the past few weeks for its yearly festival, and has been partying just about every moment of every day. MY KINDA LADY. However, she may have taken her free-spirited party attitude a bit far a couple nights ago when she brought an old man on […]
Look, I’m not going to be one of those lying liars who says that getting a tattoo doesn’t hurt. Getting a tattoo f*cking HURTS. Someone is taking a needle attached to a GUN and injecting ink deep enough into your skin that it won’t rub off FOREVER, clearly the damage that they are doing is […]
It might be time to put your desires for a submissive housewife to bed, gentlemen – according to new study, societies that have more gender equality tend to have MUCH more awesome sex lives. Based on a study reported by Gawker from USA Today, in areas where women are respected as much as […]
Just to add to our ever-growing list of people failing at seemingly everyday, mundane tasks, here is a pretty blonde girl who apparently forgot how to put one foot in front of the other in a skill we call “running”. The best part, though, is definitely the title of the video, which in Russian translates […]
And you thought YOUR Monday was bad – According to bumpshack.com, Big Boi (aka Antwon Patton) was arrested yesterday afternoon after exiting a cruise, when drug dogs and customs officials realized the rapper was carrying ecstasy pills, MDMA powder, and unprescribed Viagra pills on his person. The Miami-Dade County Corrections Department charged Big Boi […]
Katy Perry’s hair color choice is national news. In less important news, some kids don’t have food. [JustJared] Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst, but magazines love her. Quite the conundrum [Dlisted] There is an ethnic model with a sex-tape scandal on America’s Next Top Model. I smell RATINGS! [Gawker] Samantha Ronson’s DUI mug shot is […]
