If you haven’t heard, the comic book Ultimate Spider-Man has done the unthinkable – they killed off Peter Parker and replaced him with a (GASP) half-back, half-Latino kid names Miles Morales. In the comic world, this is big news. Peter Parker was a beloved character and many people are sad to see him go, even […]
I am so angry. SO ANGRY. I am so angry that I don’t even know who to direct my anger at. Should I be angry at the Kardashians for being so self-centered and arrogant that they think they are worthy of a TWO-part, FOUR-hour special about their wedding? Should I be angry at the multitudes […]
(Apparently this is People-Are-Racist Day. Sorry. I don’t plan these things.) In “Fox News is Still A Racist and Pathetic Excuse for a Journalism Outlet” news, a recent headline by the “fair-and-balanced” website called President Obama’s 50th birthday party a “Hip Hop BBQ,” despite there actually being only one rapper there. According to Gawker, the […]
Coming to you right on the heels of Redneck Tattoo Removal, we bring you another video that definitely uses some southern ambition – “Couch Surfing,” although we call it Redneck Rafting (or is it Redneck Tubing? Or Wakeboarding? Whatever). Complete with a mottled orange grandma couch, some “bros” with a lot of spare time, a […]
Now THIS is a book dedicated to anatomy that I can get behind (ooh! I made a pun!) According to Jezebel, famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco and music producer Jimmy Iovine have partnered to create a coffee table book for all of us who like big (and small) butts and can not lie. It’s called Culo […]
2011 has been a golden age for dumb criminals. Perhaps it was just the internet making mug shots and police reports more widely available, or maybe it was just a fad, like planking except actually funny. Either way, we have seen some of the most glorious dumb criminals of all time in the past eight […]
I feel like this is not funny. This is like when you were 10 and your mom told you to MAKE SURE you bring your rollerblades in the house when you’re done with them because this isn’t the greatest neighborhood, Nicole, and someone might steal them, but one day you forget and she sees them […]
Did you hear that recently Texas, the only state that currently engages in Abstinence Only sex-education, has reported the highest numbers of teen pregnancies in the nation? It’s true, and I think it should be considered proof that not educating high schoolers about safe sex (instead of telling them sex is inherently wrong) is stupid. […]
There is this purple, souped-up low rider car that drives around downtown San Diego, bumping music and working its hydraulics, and tourists friggin’ LOVE IT. That is, they love it until they realize that is has the horrible phrase “STATUTORY GRAPE” splashed across the back. It’s always hilarious to see them “oooh” and “aaaahhh” until […]
I’m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN WEDDING, but I couldn’t. So instead, enjoy Reason #3,088 not to get married – your future […]
