It might be time to put your desires for a submissive housewife to bed, gentlemen – according to new study, societies that have more gender equality tend to have MUCH more awesome sex lives. Based on a study reported by Gawker from USA Today, in areas where women are respected as much as […]
Just to add to our ever-growing list of people failing at seemingly everyday, mundane tasks, here is a pretty blonde girl who apparently forgot how to put one foot in front of the other in a skill we call “running”. The best part, though, is definitely the title of the video, which in Russian translates […]
And you thought YOUR Monday was bad – According to bumpshack.com, Big Boi (aka Antwon Patton) was arrested yesterday afternoon after exiting a cruise, when drug dogs and customs officials realized the rapper was carrying ecstasy pills, MDMA powder, and unprescribed Viagra pills on his person. The Miami-Dade County Corrections Department charged Big Boi […]
Katy Perry’s hair color choice is national news. In less important news, some kids don’t have food. [JustJared] Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst, but magazines love her. Quite the conundrum [Dlisted] There is an ethnic model with a sex-tape scandal on America’s Next Top Model. I smell RATINGS! [Gawker] Samantha Ronson’s DUI mug shot is […]
If you haven’t heard, the comic book Ultimate Spider-Man has done the unthinkable – they killed off Peter Parker and replaced him with a (GASP) half-back, half-Latino kid names Miles Morales. In the comic world, this is big news. Peter Parker was a beloved character and many people are sad to see him go, even […]
I am so angry. SO ANGRY. I am so angry that I don’t even know who to direct my anger at. Should I be angry at the Kardashians for being so self-centered and arrogant that they think they are worthy of a TWO-part, FOUR-hour special about their wedding? Should I be angry at the multitudes […]
(Apparently this is People-Are-Racist Day. Sorry. I don’t plan these things.) In “Fox News is Still A Racist and Pathetic Excuse for a Journalism Outlet” news, a recent headline by the “fair-and-balanced” website called President Obama’s 50th birthday party a “Hip Hop BBQ,” despite there actually being only one rapper there. According to Gawker, the […]
Coming to you right on the heels of Redneck Tattoo Removal, we bring you another video that definitely uses some southern ambition – “Couch Surfing,” although we call it Redneck Rafting (or is it Redneck Tubing? Or Wakeboarding? Whatever). Complete with a mottled orange grandma couch, some “bros” with a lot of spare time, a […]
Now THIS is a book dedicated to anatomy that I can get behind (ooh! I made a pun!) According to Jezebel, famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco and music producer Jimmy Iovine have partnered to create a coffee table book for all of us who like big (and small) butts and can not lie. It’s called Culo […]
2011 has been a golden age for dumb criminals. Perhaps it was just the internet making mug shots and police reports more widely available, or maybe it was just a fad, like planking except actually funny. Either way, we have seen some of the most glorious dumb criminals of all time in the past eight […]
