2011 has been a golden age for dumb criminals. Perhaps it was just the internet making mug shots and police reports more widely available, or maybe it was just a fad, like planking except actually funny. Either way, we have seen some of the most glorious dumb criminals of all time in the past eight […]
I feel like this is not funny. This is like when you were 10 and your mom told you to MAKE SURE you bring your rollerblades in the house when you’re done with them because this isn’t the greatest neighborhood, Nicole, and someone might steal them, but one day you forget and she sees them […]
Did you hear that recently Texas, the only state that currently engages in Abstinence Only sex-education, has reported the highest numbers of teen pregnancies in the nation? It’s true, and I think it should be considered proof that not educating high schoolers about safe sex (instead of telling them sex is inherently wrong) is stupid. […]
There is this purple, souped-up low rider car that drives around downtown San Diego, bumping music and working its hydraulics, and tourists friggin’ LOVE IT. That is, they love it until they realize that is has the horrible phrase “STATUTORY GRAPE” splashed across the back. It’s always hilarious to see them “oooh” and “aaaahhh” until […]
I’m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN WEDDING, but I couldn’t. So instead, enjoy Reason #3,088 not to get married – your future […]
This week’s testiMOANials range from the cute to the flirty to the all-out raunchy… and we’re okay with all of ’em. Here are OBC’s top 5 testimonials of the week! 1) “Met someone who is just awesome and we click perfectly. Don’t know what will happen next but I’m ready to give it a shot! […]
At the San Diego Padres stadium, there is a crew of men that come out during the seventh inning stretch and rake the sand in the field (this may be a common occurrence in baseball but I wouldn’t know because ick, baseball). One of these men decided a few years back that it would be […]
I am a firm believer in “live and let live” mentality – that if no one is harming themselves or others then HEY – let ’em do what they wanna do. However, this story just strikes me as a teeny bit creepy. According to the Daily Mail, David Lee – 64 year old chancellor of […]
I remember when I was graduating from high school and looking at colleges, I went through a rollercoaster of emotions: stress, nervousness, worry, excitement, fear, and then apathy – because after two years of planning I just stopped caring. That’s why I ended up at San Diego State, and went completely Catholic-school-girl-gone-bad all over the […]
