I didn’t really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. “What are all these gol’ durn youngins doin’ with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!” Except in this case I’m a twentysomething thinking “ew […]
According to Rolling Stone, R&B singer and alleged-minor-rapist (and urinator) R. Kelly may lose his home, as JP Morgan Chase has filed a foreclosure action against his Chicago mansion, claiming he hasn’t made a payment since last June. The suit states that the current principal balance on his loan is more than $2.9 million, not […]
Sweet mother of Kobayashi, how did I miss this yesterday?!? I’m sorry you guys, I will give myself 48 lashes to the back tonight to repent for the 48 hours of ignorance I had to this very important story. SCIENTISTS FIGURED OUT THE POINT OF SEX, EVERYONE! Finally!!! According to Gawker, scientists have long wondered […]
The idea of “fails” is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling “FAIL” in someone’s face when they mess up isn’t just unfunny, it’s rude, but something about pointing out peoples’ mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently […]
San Diego’s annual Comic Con is next weekend, the 150,000 person arts and culture convention which tears through our downtown district with a vengeance every July and makes parking, walking, and living barely possible. Worst of all, I think we’re all a little unprepared. Usually, the month before Comic Con everyone is like “oh god […]
NO. NO THANK YOU. Sure, I may be writing this as a person who gets slightly ill if in the backseat of a slow moving car, but NO. And to all my fellow non-coaster-riders, do not get tricked by this video into thinking “oh, that’s not that bad,” because halfway through you will be slapped […]
According to new reports, scientists have discovered a new strain of gonorrhea that’s making waves through Japan, and guess what… this one is INCURABLE. They’re calling it a ‘superbug,’ and it seems to be resistant to all known forms of antibiotics. Oh, good! Good job, sexually transmitted diseases. We’re all sitting here, trying to enjoy […]
Apparently Xzibit is one of those people who tells their kids not to play “cowboys and indians” because it represents the hardship and displacement of hundred of thousands of Native Americans in the pre-colonial era. And on a sidenote, does Xzibit know what the word “pimp” represents?
“Yeah, I dunno, boning Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly really wasn’t enough to make me happy. I had to do something that only 28 players in the history of America have done. But yeah, no, really, have fun at your desk job.”
I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear […]
