You know when you sometimes get like, painful laughs? Where you are laughing so hard that you feel like you honestly might pass out from lack of oxygen or vomit or pee your pants? Those are the kinds of laughs you remember forever, despite the somewhat terrifying fear that you might die from laughter. I […]
As an 18 year old aspiring “writer,” I once imagined myself living in the fast lane of New York City, living in a high rise and commuting on subways and seeing Broadway shows and wearing scarves and pizza and whatever else stereotypical New Yorkers do. Anyway, since then, I have found myself staying in my […]
So many questions, where do I start? 1) What? 2) Isn’t it weird to see Sasha Grey in a video online in which you can not see the inside of her anus? Weird! 3) What? 4) Was that slow motion shot of the soap dispenser necessary? Seriously. 5) No really, what? Why are music videos […]
I know what you’re thinking – “FINALLY!” Me too. All I’ve been saying for the past 6 years is “why won’t Kim Kardashian do x-ray her butt so we know that she doesn’t have ass implants and then we could all go about our lives as usual again instead of thinking about whether or not […]
We spend so much time on this blog making fun of dumb criminals, and calling dumb criminals “dumb criminals” when in reality they’re probably mentally unstable displaced members of society, and lamenting the state of Florida and its retarded citizens. So this Monday morning, let’s take a different route and say “good job!” to this […]
shock (n): Something that jars the mind or emotions as if with a violent unexpected blow. In a sentence: It was a total shock to me when I read that Charlie Sheen AKA The Warlock AKA The Masheen AKA psychotic child star turned freak show tabloid fodder had been dumped by his second and final […]
As we have discussed in SEVERAL previous occasions, I am not, nor have I EVER, been a nerd. Nerds are gross. I would never do something like stay up until 4 am on a school night playing Star Wars The Phantom Menace PC game on my parents computer in the den with headphones on because […]
“Wait wait wait, did you say RON ARTEST? Of the LAKERS? Well in that case. Sorry about the last 50 years.” -Muammar Al-Qaddafi (JK! NO ONE SAID THAT!) Source
In what could be the most ill-advised fashion foray since Lee Pipes, footwear company MeyeWorld (uh, who?) have decided to launch a line of flip flop sandals with the help of our generation’s most STYLISH pinto bean – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. According to Gawker, “one style of shoe will be pink with a pickle print […]
You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like […]
