You know how they say if you divide by zero the universe will implode? The above picture is a snapshot of the the cover of an album set to release in August called Watch the Throne. It is a collaboration rap album made by two of the (if not THE) biggest rappers of our generation, […]
From our home to yours, the OBC family wishes you a very happy Independence Day, full of fun, sun, maybe that girl up there if you’re really lucky, and of course BOOTY!
Maria Shriver has officially filed for divorce. And another one bites the dust. [Dlisted] Tara Reid is still lookin’ like a class act. In case you had ANY doubts about that. [TheSuperficial] Lindsay Lohan turned 25 today. Or was it 85? I don’t remember. [Celebuzz] Amber Rose is the latest in hot celebrity nude pics. […]
Ah, the wonderful Fourth of July. One of my favorite holidays of the year because it’s all about being Amurikan. Grocery stores stack all their beer into pretty flag shapes and girls get into their skimpiest red white and blue bikinis. IT’S PATRIOTIC, I SAY! So, in honor of the holiday that results in the […]
CURSES, I TELL YOU! CURSES ON THE FOOL WHO CENSORED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST GLORIOUS VIDEO OF ALL TIME! HOW DAREST THOU COVER THE LADY BITS OF ONE OF THE FINEST-ASS WOMEN IN AMERICA, NAY, THE WORLD! YOU SHALL BE PUT TO DEATH AT THE STAKE, BUT NOT BEFORETH I SLAP YOU IN […]
I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: “A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual encounter on Sunday. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department said the man and a woman were in the […]
Oh man. You’d think that Friday morning would be one of those carefree, easy-peasy moments where you hear music with every step and say “hoo-wee, TGIF, eh?” to people in the elevator even when you normally don’t even make eye-contact with people in the elevator. Sometimes though, like say, this Friday in particular, the moments […]
I promised myself that I would never cite the National Enquirer as a legitimate source. I mean, Star Magazine, sure. Us Magazine, yeah, why not… you know, even TheDailyMail, which is like the UK’s most trashy website ever sometimes has legit stuff. But The National Enquirer? The magazine that says Oprah is secretly a lesbian […]
So are naked pictures the new “design a purse line” move for celebrity women? Because it seems like it’s celebrity after celebrity is having pictures of their naughty bits hitting the web. The latest is model and ex of Kanye West Amber Rose, the gorgeous beauty with the shaved head who was most recently tied […]
When the Amarillo Sox manager Mark Lee geared up for his independent baseball team’s unveiling of their new mascot, he was very excited. This was the team’s first year playing, and the first night when they’d finally get to see their own “Amarillo Sock” in action. However, the sock that showed up didn’t look much […]
