Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
When I was a kid, there was this store called “Spencers” in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that’s what you do when you’re 13. Spencer’s was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie […]
Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair: DEEP FRIED […]
You know when it’s around 12 o’clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin’ and you begin to brainstorm the many things you’d love to have for lunch? Perhaps you’ll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a sub from that new deli you’ve been wanting to try, or maybe some leftover chili from the chili cook-off […]
Just last week, OBC’s founder Moses Brown posed a question that made us all scratch our heads… what if Hugh Hefner’s broken engagement was all a sham? Perhaps the entire thing, from proposal to pathetic Twitter break-up announcement, was a well thought out attempt at garnering more press for Playboy magazine. To be fair, print […]
If you’re my age (an age which is less than a quarter of a century but older than a fifth of one), you probably grew up flinching to the impossibly painful and awkward performances of the Jackass crew on MTV. Before there were pregnant teens and terrible reality shows filling the airwaves, there was […]
In case you’re simmering in “The Saturday Flu,” which is what I like to call hangovers, here is something to numb the pain. In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has “miraculously” become single. [TheSuperficial] Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted] Ryan Reynolds […]
*disclaimer: technically, yes, the first official start of summer falls on Tuesday of next week. However, being that weekends supersede weekdays in importance, we decided for the purposes of this post to assume that the summer solstice falls on Sunday. We have no need for science when there’s partying to do, GOT IT?* This weekend […]
I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that Canadians were the most mild-mannered humans on the planet. Like the type of person that you’d bump into on the subway and they’d apologize. I still think that’s probably true, except in this case… Apparently this weekend the Boston Bruins beat out the Vancouver Canucks […]
When I first came across this video last night, much of the commentary lead me to believe that perhaps the metro employee (in the blue vest and blonde hair), might have been to blame for interfering with a rider’s right to private conversation. However, once, I hit play on this video, oh… once I hit […]
