I know what you’re thinking – “FINALLY!” Me too. All I’ve been saying for the past 6 years is “why won’t Kim Kardashian do x-ray her butt so we know that she doesn’t have ass implants and then we could all go about our lives as usual again instead of thinking about whether or not […]
We spend so much time on this blog making fun of dumb criminals, and calling dumb criminals “dumb criminals” when in reality they’re probably mentally unstable displaced members of society, and lamenting the state of Florida and its retarded citizens. So this Monday morning, let’s take a different route and say “good job!” to this […]
shock (n): Something that jars the mind or emotions as if with a violent unexpected blow. In a sentence: It was a total shock to me when I read that Charlie Sheen AKA The Warlock AKA The Masheen AKA psychotic child star turned freak show tabloid fodder had been dumped by his second and final […]
As we have discussed in SEVERAL previous occasions, I am not, nor have I EVER, been a nerd. Nerds are gross. I would never do something like stay up until 4 am on a school night playing Star Wars The Phantom Menace PC game on my parents computer in the den with headphones on because […]
“Wait wait wait, did you say RON ARTEST? Of the LAKERS? Well in that case. Sorry about the last 50 years.” -Muammar Al-Qaddafi (JK! NO ONE SAID THAT!) Source
In what could be the most ill-advised fashion foray since Lee Pipes, footwear company MeyeWorld (uh, who?) have decided to launch a line of flip flop sandals with the help of our generation’s most STYLISH pinto bean – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. According to Gawker, “one style of shoe will be pink with a pickle print […]
You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like […]
Turns out those poor little boys whose foreskins are being slathered on entitled housewives’ faces might have even MORE to worry about later in life… According to a recent study in Denmark, men who are circumcised, along with their partners, tend to report more sexual dysfunction that those who remain intact. The study, which analyzed […]
Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been brushed under the rug years ago are now slapped onto YouTube for the whole world to laugh/cry/rage at, […]
I remember a few years ago when I was watching “Rich Girls” (one of those first reality shows that celebrated the copious wealth and selfishness of the privileged few in America) and one of the stars excitedly shared about how her mom and dad use a cream on their eyes made of the foreskin cut […]
