A recent article on Jezebel discussed the unfortunate double-standard surrounding the hygiene of men and women’s nether regions. They argue that while advertisements for women’s products are vague and almost indecipherable from say, body wash or face wipes, men’s advertisements are hilariously to the point (like say, the Jaime Pressly ball scrubber commercial). However, I […]
I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the “bath salts” drug and […]
So, I wonder if this will finally put a stop to the rumors that Tupac is on the moon or in a pyramid or in New Zealand – according to The Huffington Post, Dexter Isaac, an inmate and longtime associate of James “Jimmy Henchman” Rosemund, released a statement from prison claiming that he was in […]
This morning my little brother graduated from high school. It was weird. Even as he walked across the stage and accepted his diploma, I was like “nope. Not happening. He is still wearing diapers and dancing to some weird Teletubbies song.” Needless to say, his graduation was one long boring uneventful morning, and nothing nearly […]
I don’t have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it’s NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I’ve read about infanticide and […]
We’ve all had that moment of pure, unadulterated fear when trying to show someone a link or video or article on your computer. For the brief second as you open your browser and begin to type into the search bar, you wonder what the last thing you searched for… was it a recipe for great […]
I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of […]
Considering the plot of the E! reality show ‘Girls Next Door,’ you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably less shocked when you found out that she called off the marriage just days before the wedding. She might have […]
In ‘surprising’ news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal “had a change of heart,” but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil. Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the […]
Nothing starts off a Wednesday like a nice hearty 3:20 dose of $**#$&@(($)%)&!!@$#! (NSFW, f***ing obviously.)
