Just when I thought that maybe we’re all dummies – the good guys and the bad guys both, someone came around to show me that no, criminals are stil the dumbest. Meet Bratton Hale Cook III of Tennessee (man those southern states like their name lineages huh?), who got wasted at a restaurant, fell asleep […]
Oh man, what a sad day for Antoine “Hide You Kids” Dodson… he’s about to be dethroned as the internet’s most beloved interviewee. Like Dodson, our new heroin Sweet Brown is concerned, theatrical, and bandana-d. Although the subject of this news story isn’t a rapist, it is an apartment fire and a time-consuming case of […]
Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered […]
59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time. Now to […]
You know when you sometimes get like, painful laughs? Where you are laughing so hard that you feel like you honestly might pass out from lack of oxygen or vomit or pee your pants? Those are the kinds of laughs you remember forever, despite the somewhat terrifying fear that you might die from laughter. I […]
Sure, it’s unfortunate that this Brach’s candy heart had to found by a Ciara Bush, a 12 year old girl in California. And sure it was probably the product of an over-worked, under-paid immigrant in a factory somewhere who had been told he’d lose his job if any more hearts came out as triangles. But […]
Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, “You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World’s Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.” Then again, there is a reason they are given the title ‘World’s Dumbest’, and it’s because there was probably […]
