Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that’s not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that’s put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you’re in the midst of a crazy dry spell and are both horny and depressed at the same time, making masturbation […]
Just when I thought that maybe we’re all dummies – the good guys and the bad guys both, someone came around to show me that no, criminals are stil the dumbest. Meet Bratton Hale Cook III of Tennessee (man those southern states like their name lineages huh?), who got wasted at a restaurant, fell asleep […]
Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live […]
In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which is the New York Yankees of borderline retardation, it’s tough for any other states to take […]
Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE – this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn’t get them tickets to Oprah’s final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all […]
