It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes.” That’s what they say, right? Let’s say […]
We’ve written many posts about the dangers of the “bath salts” drug – a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California […]
A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store. Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market […]
I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear […]
I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of […]
In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which is the New York Yankees of borderline retardation, it’s tough for any other states to take […]
After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it’s really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives day in and day out, for little recognition and the joy of driving an ugly Crown Victoria. […]
Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE – this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn’t get them tickets to Oprah’s final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all […]
Annnnnd we’re back with this week’s dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you’re like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here’s what you missed: “Bath Salts” are the street name for a substance […]
It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter versus the mailman who ate too much Taco Bell, we have a latecomer to the […]
