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Man Arrested for Driving, Drinking a Beer, and Having Sex at the Same time

59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time. Now to […]

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Which is Grosser: Butt Vs Vag Smuggler

BCU dumb criminals, Earl Lee Vogt, funny crime reports, Karin Mackaliunas, keystering, man brings in cell phone and mp3 player in his rectum, not thank you, weird crime stories, woman shoves 54 bags of heroin in her vagina, wtf 0 Comments March 22, 2011

Just when I thought we had the most intense competition of all time (Great wall of Vagina vs Bomb Squad Vibrator) I cam across these two delightful news stories just this morning. It’s like someone is smiling down on me and saying, “no, my child, it gets worse. Trust me.” So we have Karin Mackaliunas […]