Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna and her abusive ex have been in touch, and perhaps in an “intimate” way, because he recently sent and deleted a Tweet that just said “@RIHANNA you got that pic I sent you?” According to MTO, it was immediately taken down, […]
Say what you will about President Barack Obama, that he hasn’t lived up to the hype of his candidacy, that he’s gone the way of every other politician by catering to big business and being wishy-washy on any platform that doesn’t please his constituents, or that his backpeddling on the subject of gay marriage is, […]
Fancy cars scare me. One time my friend asked me to back her Lexus out of a parking spot and I practically had an anxiety attack. Considering my car has about the same resale value as a half-eaten Twinkie, I treat nice cars like gold wrapped Faberge eggs on wheels. As you might guess, just […]
Alright, Florida, you might be redeeming yourself with this awesome crime story (might is the key word here. It’s gonna be tough to redeem this this and this)… According to Gawker, this young, attractive couple were arrested on Monday for having very public sex. The police report claims that the couple were knockin’ boots, on […]
What’s that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to “escape” from a bathroom stall that locks from the inside? Well, let me tell you a little story, my son. When a man loves beer, and beer loves that man, and they are in love and they decide that they want […]
I remember as a nerdy middle schooler with no friends, sitting in my room jamming out to Weird Al Yankovic and laughing to myself (this was also the time in my life when I put on audiobooks of Harry Potter to put me to sleep. Pathetic, right?), with such hits as “Eat It,” and “Amish […]
Continuing with today’s apparent “female anatomy in unexpected places” theme, and building on our past “keep your vagina in your pants, please” Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress: So, um. I don’t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, […]
Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
When I was a kid, there was this store called “Spencers” in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that’s what you do when you’re 13. Spencer’s was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie […]
Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair: DEEP FRIED […]
