I guess I understand the appeal of breaking a world record in sports. It would be an incredible feeling to know that you were (faster/stronger/better at throwing crap) than anyone else on the planet, at least for the fleeting moments that you hold that record before a younger more agile person unseats you. Sports, however, […]
Say what you want about OBC, that its trashy or crazy or wrong, but at least we don’t have anything that sounds like this. [retweet]
The New York Times CityRoom blog released this hilarious photo montage of the politicians from the past couple decades who got caught in the midst of sex scandals, all rocking the classic “I f***ed up and got caught” face. The first at top left is obviously our most recently disgraced pol Anthony Weiner, who […]
Has the hipster phenomenon reached YOUR neighborhood yet? You’ll notice one in the wild because they’ll have black rimmed glasses, large headphones around their neck, a scarf in the middle of summer, and will be riding a fixed gear bike (with one pant leg rolled up, of course). They’ll probably also be spouting some crap […]
In what is officially the cherry on the Weinergate scandal cake, the New York Times is reporting that Anthony Weiner’s wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin is pregnant. YUP. PREGGERS. At a time like this. GOOD JOB, WEIN. In his apology, Weiner claimed that he and his wife would try and work through the infidelity, saying […]
In this day and age, where celebrities and politicians are getting their phones hacked and their text messages leaked, I think it’s time we have another sit down and talk about sexting. As you probably, know, sexting is the act of sending sexually themed text messages and photos to a person of interest in your […]
I remember when I got my first cell phone. I was 17. It was this weird bubbly lookin’ Kyocera thing, and my parents (smart as they were) picked a pay-as-you-go plan so that I wouldn’t end up accidentally charging their accounts 200 bucks by talking on the phone for three hours to my friend in […]
You know how sometimes something horrible happens, but for some reason your first response to it is just to giggle? Something in your brain gets tweaked and all of a sudden you’re having a laughing fit about a dead family member? I think it has to do with our minds wanting to shield us from […]
I am not a big movie-theater-goer. Something about paying 12 bucks to sit in an uncomfortable chair that a million asses have farted in, and being confined to a dark room for 2 hours to watch a movie I’m not sure I’ll even like… it’s just a whole bunch of no thank you. Plus, I […]
The thing about tattoos is that no one cares anymore. No one is ever like, “by golly, what a great tattoo! I am amazed, tell me more!” Now it’s just kind of “oh cool” or “that sucks” and that’s about it. OR SO I THOUGHT. First we had the vagina tattoo heard ’round the world, […]
