This morning my little brother graduated from high school. It was weird. Even as he walked across the stage and accepted his diploma, I was like “nope. Not happening. He is still wearing diapers and dancing to some weird Teletubbies song.” Needless to say, his graduation was one long boring uneventful morning, and nothing nearly […]
I don’t have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it’s NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I’ve read about infanticide and […]
We’ve all had that moment of pure, unadulterated fear when trying to show someone a link or video or article on your computer. For the brief second as you open your browser and begin to type into the search bar, you wonder what the last thing you searched for… was it a recipe for great […]
I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of […]
Considering the plot of the E! reality show ‘Girls Next Door,’ you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably less shocked when you found out that she called off the marriage just days before the wedding. She might have […]
In ‘surprising’ news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal “had a change of heart,” but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil. Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the […]
Nothing starts off a Wednesday like a nice hearty 3:20 dose of $**#$&@(($)%)&!!@$#! (NSFW, f***ing obviously.)
Just to prove that even in the most dire of instances, guys just cant keep their eyes off a sexy lady.
As you know, we at BCU love to go through the search terms that people use to find the blog. They range from the silly to the strange to the downright bizarre and disgusting. However, the last week has been boring boring boring because the only thing people are searching for these days is that […]
BOY OH BOY do we at BCU love the semi-annual DJ Earworm mashups. They are so good (usually. Last year’s end of year mashup was kind of eh)! However, the mashup king has topped even himself with this glorious summer jam called Party on the Floor, and boy does it make us want to party. […]
