As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling, “uh-huh”s, and the occasional desire to shove an ether soaked rag in his mouth. However, on this blog I […]
While in America, people are finally realizing marriage isn’t mandatory, in China, a woman almost died for it. According to the New York post, Li-Wan, the young woman in the video above, was so heartbroken when she found out that her fiance called off their wedding that she decided to don her wedding gown and […]
U-S-A! U-S-A! WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE! Everyone take a sip of champagne cause WE DIIIIDD ITTTT! According to the US Census, 30% of Americans have never been married, the highest it’s been in 60 years, and in Americans aged 25 to 29, that number rose to 47%! Looks like people are finally coming […]
We at BCU have made a lot of jokes about the impending end of the world. All the animals dying by the hundreds and massive natural disasters and dudes putting rats and shoes in their mouths caused us to jokingly assume that the end of the world was near. We had 3 Reasons to Assume […]
In case you weren’t clear on all the details, let this terrifying Tawainese animation of the Arnold Schwarzenegger love child drama, called “The Sperminator” help you out!
If this isn’t another sign of the coming apocalypse (more on that tomorrow), I don’t know what is. After a British reality show created a surge in sales after showing a Vajazzling session on their show, “The Only Way is Essex,” star Mark Wright has decided to launch a men’s version of the nether-region accessories, […]
There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even […]
You can always tell a video is not going to end well when it stars a redneck with bad facial hair and no socks on. Especially if said video also involves science.
This is a photo of Mildred Baena, the Schwarzenegger house staff member that Arnold had an affair with a decade ago, and with whom he has a teenage son. Now, when celebrities caught in affairs pull the “sex addict” card, I usually scoff and say, YEAH RIGHT, BRO, YOU JUST WANTED TO BONE HOT CHICKS. […]
Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes and Charlie Sheen was touring the country… back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance […]
