Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana possession,disproving my theory that he is the Second Coming of Christ. [Dlisted] Megan Fox might be finally removing that godawful tattoo. Hooray! [Gawker] Flavor Flav cares about sanitary restaurant conditions, which you wouldn’t expect based on what he’s put his mouth on. [TheSuperficial] Not only is Will.i.am a person […]
So, earlier this week a massive army of tornadoes ripped through the Midwest, killing of hundreds of people and displacing thousands more. So, in the past year we’ve dealt with a incredible earthquakes, tsunamis, dead birds falling from the sky, hurricanes, Donald Trump running for president, and online poker getting shut down. […]
Just kidding, here’s Kate Middleton in a bikini, though. Just remember, you too can be a awkward-looking, shy, balding nerd and marry a bangin’ hot broad with a fantastic body. All you have to do is be the F***ING FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND.
We’ve all known that “sex sells” since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they’ve taken that phrase and, well, “blown it out of proportion” would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to […]
When we hear criticism about OBC, it’s usually people saying things like “you’re selling a bunch of meaningless one night stands,” and it’s then when we just roll our eyes and don’t put up a fight, because anyone who would say that obviously just doesn’t get it. If we were selling one-night stands, wouldn’t we […]
OH YOU GUYS! Football! It IS still happening this year! HOORAYYYY! I had heard that there wasn’t going to be a season due to some, er… “budget disputes” (aka pointless arguments between a bunch of people who already make way too much money), but apparently everyone is going to angrily accept their 40 million dollars […]
There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands […]
YouTube has made many people famous. Some for being a complete imbeciles (that dummy who texted her way into a fountain and tried to sue), some for bring idiot criminals (this, this, this, and 50 other thises), some for brutally injuring themselves (that guy that kicked through a wall [trust me, you don’t want […]
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn’t a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for […]
I’ll be honest – sometimes I am a sucker for romantic comedies. While flipping through channels, I will rarely pass up an opportunity to watch The Devil Wears Prada or Miss Congeniality or The Proposal. I blame on the chromosome that also gives me periods. Recently though, with movies like Bridesmaid and ‘What’s Your Number,’ […]
