Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don’t know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial] In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it’s hilarious. [Dlisted] Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish] Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip] Apparently […]
Apparently Nicki MInaj is trying to work her way through every point guard in the NBA right now, because just after giving it to Chris Paul, here she is giving the Phoenix Suns’ Steve Nash quite a show on stage at the US Airways Center in Arizona. Because Steve Nash isn’t playing this April, he’s […]
It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter versus the mailman who ate too much Taco Bell, we have a latecomer to the […]
I break a lot of promises. Like that I’ll call my mom everyday, or that I’ll actually go to the gym every day. And I’m about to break my promise that I’d stop reporting anything about Charlie “Trainwreck of the Century” Sheen, because this news is too ridiculous to pass up. I could ignore the […]
We all know that Rule 34 exists – as in, “If it exists, there is porn about it,” but we might not really understand the meaning behind our desires to see Marge Simpson or Dinosaurs or AT-ATs going at it… until now. In their recent book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, by authors Ogi Ogas […]
Well, I think this is the end of the public brawl, everyone. Not unlike Crocs and Ed Hardy t-shirts, we flooded the market with public brawls and they just got to be too much. For example, the public brawl below, in which 3 people get RUN THE F*** OVER during a McDonald’s hiring fair in […]
I always get giddy when I see a mugshot in my daily news feed because it means that someone did something REALLY dumb, and now we all get to gather to make fun of them! We’ve had everything from a naked DUI to a case of false identity to a guy with the munchies who […]
Condoms, condoms, condoms. Such a conundrum (a condom-drum?). On one hand, they’re the simplest, most effective way to prevent STDs and pregnancy, but on the other hand, dudes hate them more than anything else in the world. They’re awkward, they dull sensation, and they are a fairly disgusting mess once you’re done with them. However, […]
I actually didn’t know that today was 4/20 until I was sending a very work-related, non-marijuana-themed e-mail this morning, so as you might guess I am not exactly UP TO DATE on weed culture. All I know is that today is Hitler’s birthday, 4/20, and the date that the highly-anticipated game Portal 2 came out, […]
As a chick born and raised in the glorious land known as California, I have, for quite sometime, known that this side of the country is exponentially cooler than the other side. I mean, I spent a bit of time in New York after high school, and yeah, that city is pretty bad ass, but […]
