Queen Oprah is in Australia this week, filming shows directly from the Sydney Opera House. So of course, she rounded up like, EVERY Australian celebrity that exists and corralled them onto her show: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Olivia Newton-John, Terri Irwin and Russell Crowe were up on stage at various times with her highness, and […]
img via slate As the days of December creep by, small businesses around the country are beginning to plan their holiday parties: putting up culturally-unspecific decorations in case that new tech support guy is Jewish, handing out Secret Santa cards, and putting plastic on all the chairs in case of spills/uncontrolled vomit. And although it […]
The end of the year brings joy to the world for many reasons: holidays with our families (SEE MOM I MENTIONED YOU, JEEZ), New Years Eve celebrations, New Years resolutions (stop eating things off the floor), and of course, RECAPS. There are few things in the world more fulfilling then remembering the top ten moments […]
Twitter is ablaze today with news that someone unearthed an interesting new aspect of Wikileaks’ founder Julian Assange’s past life. The Australian, who is currently in prison with no chance of bail for “sexual assault” (air quoting real hard over here) apparently had an online dating adventure about three to four years back on the […]
IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: Miley Cyrus is an 18 year old [TMZ] Justin Bieber teaches Barbara Walters how to Dougie, I think [Jezebel] Taylor Momsen thinks young girls should masturbate more so that’s nice [The Superficial] Nude pics of Christina Aguilara were somehow not as exciting as you might have thought [theBlemish] Cher doesn’t care […]
It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. Yeah, just thought you might want to read that again to remind yourself that we at BCU kiiiiind of […]
Let’s be honest. The holidays can be stressful. Spending them with uptight family members, with your mom on too much Xanax and your dad drunkenly shouting at your liberal cousin about Obama, can turn what is meant to be a happy time into a “drink until you pass out” time. Sometimes I imagine what it […]
Take note, American government. Instead of continuing the tax breaks for the top 2% of Americans (who, let’s be honest, are all pretty much a**holes), we should take a page out of a German city’s book and start taxing prostitution. According to Reuters, Dortmund, Germany is now enacting a “pleasure tax,” which requires prostitutes in […]
she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh? I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a […]
Are you getting tired of the same old dance moves at the clubs? Wish you could bring some fresh new style to the dance floor? Do you want to inspire people to stop following the status quo and think outside the box? And most importantly, are you an unquestionably socially inept adult who has no […]
