People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that this is the first time a person expressed their irritation at another human being by PERMANENTLY […]
In general, I am repulsed by the word “EPIC.” Once only used by surfers describing their barrel-riding skills, it has become an overused, overplayed, meaningless term used on the internet to describe cats jumping in boxes and kids lighting themselves on fire. However, that being said, Vick’s performance last night was, in a word, EPIC. […]
Halloween is a time to let loose, we all know that. Ladies wear hooker outfits and guys get so drunk that they can’t stand, let alone get on some of that hooker tang. Or at least, this is how I picture Halloween. But apparently, this year in East Oakland, they took the “let loose” to […]
You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob from a fat intern, is going to be in the sequel to the Hangover. According to People, “Clinton, who’ll […]
It’s when I hear news like this that I get very sad that we live in the world’s most obese country. And that an overwhelming majority of our politicians are bloated, balding, 65 year old white men. According to news reports, Polish singer Sara May (AKA Katarzyna Szczolek) is running for office in Warsaw, and […]
“The most over-used line in cinema” or not, I will be yelling this at everyone I pass today. Happy Monday, everyone, you look like sh*t!
Don’t worry everyone, Ke$ha still looks like a slutty highlighter set. [Dlisted] 50 Cent totally ruined Keenan Cahill’s recent video. Rude. [Videogum] Mel Gibson has enough firearms and ammunition for a small militia. Oh, good. [TMZ] Kanye isn’t doing his Today Show appearance. SHOCKER. [TheSuperficial] There’s VIDEO of the Glee photo shoot. VIDEO. Thank you […]
Sometimes after a long monotonous week you just feel like you’re in a rut. Perhaps work was stressful or you’ve just been busy, so now that the weekend is here you want to do something out of the ordinary. Partying every weekend at the same bars, seeing the same people, and then waking up on […]
It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, […]
There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one — it’s Friday. IT’S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING […]
