this photo is completely classless and inappropriate. and also hilarious. Jimi Heselden, millionaire owner of the Segway company, died yesterday when he drove one of his motorized scooters off a cliff into a river. I don’t think there is much more to say about that, except that I hope the scooters in heaven have […]
Yes, what you’re seeing is real: there is an Antoine Dodson Halloween costume on sale. Assuming you have the internet and annoying friends who send you links a hundred times, you’ve heard of the guy and know of his oratory skills (“Obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park”), and also know that by like, […]
Happy Monday, readers! As we begin another week, it’s time to celebrate the unexplainable inventions of our time. From the Snuggie to the Slap-Chop to that blanket that looks like a burqa, I’m just waiting for a museum to open that showcases all of the ridiculous inventions that our generation has dreamt up. Like, for […]
We bet you a hundred classic cars that Jay Leno can’t top this. TEAM COCO!
I hope everyone has brought out their disaster supplies, including canned goods and water bottles and InTouch magazines because FACEBOOK IS DOWN. Everyone calm down, it’s going to be okay. Stop mashing refresh because all you’re doing is causing an unnecessary panic for you and everyone around you. For now, let’s stop thinking about it. […]
Surprise, surprise. While you might think that big cities full of beautiful people would be having the most sex, that’s not the case! In a recent survey by Men’s Health, the cities where men reported being the most sexually satisfied (having enough sex) were all located pretty much in middle America. The top 5 were […]
If you told me last year that on September 23, 2010, I’d write two Jersey Shore related posts, I’d have punched you in your lying mouth. I’d have told you there were much more important things to talk about, like the escalating conflicts in the Sudan or maybe how the current bi-partisan bickering in the […]
Just when I thought there was no possible way I hadn’t heard every disgusting sex metaphor in The Book Of Disgusting Sex Metaphors, the human-like parasites of the Jersey Shore stumble drunkenly in and explain how wrong I really am. In a recent episode, Snooki was overheard comparing her and Vinny’s awkwardly propositioned sex to […]
We’re halfway through National Singles Week and decided to make this a bit of an educational day. HEY SIT BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW, DUMMY. Don’t leave. I promise you this information is good. We’ve been doing a lot of browsing on OBC recently, checking out all the hot singles that have joined recently (there are […]
It’s all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we’re were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that were gaying up our pure little straight bodies. Next time you get irritated with the flamboyancy of […]
