When a lady walks by and she’s wearing like, I don’t know, thin white pants, or a skin-tight dress, or teeny short shorts, and you’re thinking like, man, she really needs some work down there, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it A) She should probably hit the gym. B) She […]
Dwyane Wade blocking childrens’ shots from John Karalis on Vimeo. Because nothing gives underprivileged youth the confidence to follow their dreams like having an NBA baller squash them like a disgusting little cockroach in front of all their friends and family.
You might know Tila Tequila from her MySpace fame-whore days, or her “Shot at Love” fame-whore days, or her “Shawne Merriman beat me up” fame whore days (which is totally ridiculous because Merriman is a gentleman and a scholar and is going take the Chargers to the Super Bowl this year, guaranteed). And now it […]
Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ’d rendition of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance,‘ despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he’s classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel […]
Come on, guys. Come on.
It’s Fridayyyyyy (the 13th, by the way, so no walking under ladders and absolutely NO punching mirrors, Dominic Monaghan.) and it’s time to start planning out your weekend. BCU has decided to start Friday blog posts about the three things you should do this weekend, every once in a while peppering in some things you […]
Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station’s Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he’s an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can’t sing doesn’t mean he can’t have dreams of stardom, you know. Don’t […]
You know how sometimes you’re like, “having to walk myself through Wal Mart all the time is so hard!” and “all this regular breathing and blood pumping is a real drag!” because you’re a generally fit person who isn’t 500 pounds and can fit in most booths at restaurants? Well, your troubles are over today, […]
With San Diego’s weather finally returning to its normal August blazing inferno of death heat (85 degrees), I have started to notice that beers aren’t staying as cold as they did a couple weeks ago, when the wind and sleet was colder than Siberian temperatures (65 degrees, partly cloudy). Backyard BBQs and house party aftermaths […]
As a huge Modern Family fan, I was always mildly (inconsolably) angry when I couldn’t find a decent photo-shoot of the Colombian-born beauty that wasn’t from like, 1982, featuring French-cut bikinis that for some reason can make even the hottest bod look, well, lumpy and awkward and misshapen. So it was with very much excitement […]
