Breaking up is hard to do, so Neil Sedaka said, and we agree, except in times when an entertaining, out with a bang break up is necessary. Perhaps you caught your SO in a tryst or have finally realized that without some sort of catastrophic event, your relationship will never end and you’ll be stuck […]
In this heart-wrenching short documentary, we are exposed to the cut-throat world of male bros-for-hire. It’s really a wake up call to all the mothers out there who aren’t warning their kids about unsafe hotdog consumption and tossing footballs with anyone they meet. Warning: this short film is graphic, and could offend the faint of […]
A friend and I got into a heated debate over coffee a couple days ago over a very important issue: the teabag. No, not green or jasmine teabags and their homeopathic healing powers, but the kind of teabags that dudes give each other after one of them has passed out drunk. I, using my powers […]
In another case of “whoever let this fly is getting fired,” a recent article on the Daily Mail website featured a little extra tidbit that was definitely supposed to be edited out. As you can see, they used the ultra-hilarious penis metaphor “his meat and two,” which I will now be using every time I […]
As a server who has worked in the Gaslamp district for three summers now, I feel as though I have a bit of insight that could potentially help those Downtown industry-newbies who are about to experience the wrath of the 150,000 person convention this year. If you’re reading this, and you have not yet mentally […]
While other celebrities use Twitter to post incoherent nonsense (e.g. Amanda Bynes, Sarah Palin) or their obsessive love for Root Beer (Shaq), Andrew WK is doing his duty as a off-the-wall rockstar and giving us tips on how to appropriately party like one. Some of our favorite tips: “It’s Monday night, party till you puke […]
There are few things in the world more pleasant than riding on a yacht. The fresh air, the blue water, the wind in your face… you could spend a beautiful sunny day doing nothing but lounging about, drinking some fruity blended drink and sleeping away. Unless you were riding on this yacht in Cape Town, […]
If you were to be asked which horribly unjust event was going on in the world as we speak, what would it be? The poverty in Darfur? The BP oil spill photos being Photoshopped to appear less horrific than they are? Well, you’re wrong, Bubbo. Nope: the biggest atrocity against humanity today is none other […]
Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves. Needless to say, you should […]
I don’t know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it’s within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you “totes can’t wait 4 the party l8er” while you […]
