Let me make this clear: I am terrified of the ocean. Oh, I’ll go in it, and paddle around and pretend to love the monstrous waves and the disgusting seaweed and the very real possibility of jellyfish stings and then a hot lifeguard peeing on my leg (that really happens, right?), but by god I […]
Good news for everyone at OBC! post-sex reading and strawberries. img @ momlogic When a Princeton lab group read up about a study showing that stressful, unpleasant situations could actually inhibit brain growth, they had a question: what about stressful but pleasant situations, like say, sex? So they rustled up some sexually active, booty-call-lovin’ rodents […]
In the rat race of life we are often forced to make sacrifices: style for comfort, convenience for price, taste for not-dying-of-fat-cancer… it can all be pretty depressing when you really think about it. However, the makers of Porsche understand your plight to have it all, though, and have finally combined two usually mutually-exclusive adjectives: […]
There are many awesome things about Sweden. I could probably have had entire post based on the awesomeness: meatballs, Ikea, globalized health care, hot chicks basically everywhere, and now, this can’t-look-away video of a cop being… well… very un-cop-like. While on our side of the Atlantic there are Roided-out dudes with little-man complexes, punching chicks […]
An argument broke out between another BCU staffer and yours truly when we came upon this hilarious headline on BuzzFeed.com. While you know we all have the maturity levels of 12-year-olds, we also want you to know that we enjoy very sophisticated, intelligent debates on the state of the American economy, war strategy, and if […]
It’s been a whole 3 years since President and Founder of OBC, Moses Brown, released his hilarious (and poignant) Booty Call Commandments, but their message has stuck around and reminded us every day of the rules of a great booty call! So when the OBC team decided on a huge overhaul of the site’s look […]
If someone had told me a few years ago that my favorite dessert in the year 2010 would no longer be chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches, I’d have slapped them across their dirty face. And yet, here I am in the year 2010 admitting that my new favorite dessert is the unexplainable, irresistible Guinness […]
FACTS: 1) It’s a bag. 2) It is black. 3) It’s a bag. 4) People are seriously losing their MINDS over it.
I don’t know about you, but I thought I’d seen every corner-of-90th-and-MacArthur-Blvd-rainy-day dance off that there was to see. I mean, it’s like every day with these things. Let’s move ON already! And then, this morning, a beacon of light just showed up at my doorstep and reminded me of the miracle of corner-of-90th-and-MacArthur-Blvd-rainy-day dance […]
Reason 4,598 people should avoid long-term relationships: they might give you a heart attack. Relationship insecurity (n): the constant fear that you’re not good enough and your partner will cheat, and extreme fear of rejection. Assuming you aren’t some sort of AI robot (and if you are, please consider me a friend when you take […]
