Boy oh boy, the world cup really inspires the sexual drive of women, huh? First that Paraguay beauty offers to run naked in the streets (thanks, Paraguay World Cup team, for ruining that one) and now Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has taken the promise further — she says she will give BJs to every […]
You know how sometimes you have those moments when a little voice in your head that tells you to do weird, creepy stuff? Like open your neighbors mail or look in someone’s window? But you don’t do it because that would be really creepy and would probably get you arrested? Sometimes, when you’ve been broken […]
Some days are just better than other days. You wake up, and everything is wonderful. Colors are brighter, smells are more enticing, and everything in the world just seems right. Other days, you take a whole s***-ton of mushrooms and go camping.
Ah yes, the Fourth of July. A time for sun, barbeques, and the most American of sports: competitive hot-dog eating. In a time when people across the globe are suffering from poverty so staggering they are DYING from malnutrition, DYING, we Americans have an eating SPORT. And just like any sport, there is a shining […]
Hey guys! How was your Fourth of July? Was it totally awesome in a celebration-of-our-Independence type of way? Assuming you followed my Fourth of July mandates, it most certainly was as American as apple pie and Jack Daniels. In un-American news, the World Cup is still happening, and people still care about it. There are […]
Everyone knows that Fourth of July isn’t complete unless someone blows off a finger. Check the chart below to see your state’s stance on the general public being allowed to hold explosive devices after 17 beers. PS– I don’t know what “safe and sane” fireworks they’re talking about, but you can’t even find a decent […]
Not that I’ve ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look like they were produced by a 45 year old dyslexic guy in his mom’s basement. I’m […]
Hey BCU readers! Let’s play a little game of trivia, shall we? It’s going to be SO FUN and also VERY EDUCATIONAL. I’m going to say an amount of money, and you guess who is about to receive said amount of money! Easy peasey! The amount is… 750 million dollars. And your options are, a) […]
This morning, Brazil was shockingly knocked out of the World Cup by the Netherlands, after a 68th minute header by Wesley Sneijder. Our favorite player of the match, though, was Felipe Melo, for being a huge douche — not only did he assist the Netherlands with an own goal, but then he STOMPED (seriously, stomped) […]
If you’d asked me as a kid what the world would be like in 2010, I’d have been like, “watch that documentary the Jetsons. It explains everything.” Fast forward 15 years and here I sit, and my computer still isn’t a hologram and I don’t have a robot maid and my car still drives on […]
