Reason #54823 not to get marr- OH GOD COME ON YOU GUYS DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS. I know, I know. There will always be people who genuinely believe in marriage. They see it as the physical representation of two souls joining together, becoming one with the intention of spending the rest of […]
Without knowing it, tabloid magazines have been giving free advertisements for OBC, did you know? No, we haven’t been sneaking subliminal messages in… but with the amount of articles detailing the many issues in celebrity marriages, they’ve basically just been contributing to our cause: the Cause for “Stay Single As Long As You Can Because […]
Sometimes I think the 1930s were a better time. I mean, sure they didn’t have iPhones or free downloadable porn and the Great Depression was in full effect, but hey, the cars were badass and the dancing was… okay fine the cars were badass. And when a piece of literature this fine comes around, you […]
Marital bliss… every girl dreams of it, right? Being in love, celebrating your commitment, creating a home and having a family… HA. I mean, sure, some people stay married for 50 years, claiming their wedding day was the happiest day of their life. But for the rest of us sane people in the world, here […]
