Fat people are ruining our infrastructure! You’ll note that BCU often discussing the benefits of staying fit (longer life, fertility, getting laid) as well as the consequences of being fat (higher risk of heart attack, having your fat harvested by murderers), and now we’re coming back atcha with another reason to get on the treadmill: […]
As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arrives, you’ll notice many similarities between folks out and about. Less clothing, bigger smiles, most likely, an icy cold beer in hand. After the recent Fourth of July Weekend, it’s become apparent that people are going to enjoy the majority […]
There is something to be said for a guy who puts in so much effort that he literally faints in exhaustion after doing the dirty. But we’ve got to take note here – he doesn’t even care if that poor stuffed Andean bear, aka Tremarctos ornatus**, finishes. What a jerk. See more funny videos and […]
In “America is a country of fatties” news, Carl’s Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It’s called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it’s essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar […]
As the unfortunate recipient of a mal-ware virus this weekend which turned my otherwise innocent laptop into a hub of every porn site known to man, including the oddly named, “porno.org,” which implies that there in a non-profit organization that wants to help you find “hot young gay sex”. Needless to say, I came to […]
And in one long, boring-until-the-last-second match on Sunday, the World Cup is over. Congrats to Spain! No more drunken 7 am cheering, no vuvuzelas destroying my ears every morning, and no more underwater creatures make predictions (?) of how sports events are going to play out. Needless to say, men of the world are feeling […]
Oh Europeans, you and your crazy little quirks. Like your teeth and your smell and your love for disgusting foods like liver and tripe and your driving on the wrong side, no not the left side, the WRONG side of the road. And did you guys know that there was an octopus- I’m sorry, an […]
As you may have deduced from my less-than-stellar coverage of the World Cup and the NBA Finals, I am pretty illiterate (and indifferent) when it comes to sports that involve balls. And yes, that works both ways. However, it would take someone living under a rock to have not been hearing the overwhelming buzz regarding […]
I write this post with a heavy heart, as currently San Diego looks less like our beautiful, sunny city and more like Seattle or Ireland or some terrible frigid place where water falls from the sky in the middle of July. How is it that the rest of the world is experiencing record-breaking heat, we’re […]
Calling all mathematicians! The world needs your help! I’m sure you’ve been feeling neglected and overlooked these days what with the biologists and physicists getting all the nerd-fame and nerd-glory from the oil spill and the LHC, so I have a job for you. I need you to figure out the equation that will solve the […]
