There’re really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the “Prepare for Disaster” spot in our cupboards AND c) […]
Silly New York mass transit system sign creator, you obviously haven’t been following internet trends, have you? I will assume you also don’t know what LOL, LMAO, WTF, SMH is, but that’s precisely what I’m thinking about you. However, perhaps I’m wrong. Maybe you know exactly what I’m talking about, and this whole “change the […]
I have no words.
Alright, World Cup, you win this time. I wanted to hate you. Your stupid Vuvuzuelas, your confusing rules, your TIES. All of these things made me want to hate you, and then I realized during the Germany Vs… someone match, that HEY! I get it! The World Cup is an awesome, multi-million dollar excuse to […]
Happy Monday, readers! Just thought I’d swing by and greet you this lovely 70 degree morning with a fun story from American football before we dive headfirst into the loud, confusing mess that is the World Cup. So GUESS WHAT. Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young is currently under investigation by the NFL for assault; as […]
Hooray, it’s time for BCU’s weekly Obviously Obvious news! Despite right-wing attempts at promoting abstinence only education, downplaying the effectiveness of condoms, and using fear tactics to scare kids into thinking everyone has AIDS, many people are still having sex before marriage. And by many, I mean a lot, and by a lot, I mean […]
HUZZAHHH! It’s here! It’s finally here! Hooorrayyyyyyyyy! Or something! The first World Cup game went off this morning and I woke up early, brewed some coffee, made myself some toast and sat on my couch to watch what has been built up to be the be-all and end-all of sports events on television, and here […]
Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment. I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on […]
Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually… now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is exactly like Christmas. We’ll all lay in bed tonight, trying to fall asleep, with images […]
Talk about signs from the heavens — Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even […]
