Happy Monday, readers! Just thought I’d swing by and greet you this lovely 70 degree morning with a fun story from American football before we dive headfirst into the loud, confusing mess that is the World Cup. So GUESS WHAT. Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young is currently under investigation by the NFL for assault; as […]
Hooray, it’s time for BCU’s weekly Obviously Obvious news! Despite right-wing attempts at promoting abstinence only education, downplaying the effectiveness of condoms, and using fear tactics to scare kids into thinking everyone has AIDS, many people are still having sex before marriage. And by many, I mean a lot, and by a lot, I mean […]
HUZZAHHH! It’s here! It’s finally here! Hooorrayyyyyyyyy! Or something! The first World Cup game went off this morning and I woke up early, brewed some coffee, made myself some toast and sat on my couch to watch what has been built up to be the be-all and end-all of sports events on television, and here […]
Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment. I’d like to say that I burned my fingertips off on […]
Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually… now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is exactly like Christmas. We’ll all lay in bed tonight, trying to fall asleep, with images […]
Talk about signs from the heavens — Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even […]
To our most adorably senile George Lucas and Steven Speilberg, We’ve brought you here today to ask…nay, beg you to stop what you’re doing. We’ve heard rumors you’re nearing the end of writing another Indiana Jones movie, the fifth in the series, and we’re just about in tears at the thought of it. I mean…. […]
And to think, I was under the impression this was just called morning wood! A study by LiveScience showed that in a recent polling of people who suffered from sleep disorders, about 7% of them reported initiating sex in the their sleep, and then not recalling it after. Those who reported it were said to […]
I’ve always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue… it just… iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance […]
Bad news, Ivory Coast fans. Didier Drogba, your inspiring captain who I most recently described as “big, strong, and fast” has… *sniff*… a broken arm, and will most likely not play in the the World Cup. According to the AP, he’s had surgery and has returned to training camp, but the team will wait until […]
