Every year the BCU staff celebrates two major literary holidays. Of course I am speaking of the releases of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and it’s counterpart, Maxim’s Hot 100 List. We sit around the conference table by candlelight, sipping tea and exclaiming triumphantly with each turn of a page. Until this year. Sports Illustrated […]
Is your internal clock ticking? Feeling the need to procreate and enjoy the wonder of making a baby? This is a disease that is currently making a Bubonic plague-like rampage across America, a fact I’ve deduced due my Facebook friends list thumbnails being about 40% baby photos. Don’t worry, though, there are many antibiotics for […]
Did you just get cheated on? Are you sad, upset, and hurt? Are you also a raving psychotic lunatic with anger issues? Yes? Then perhaps you should head over to crabrevenge.com, an online store that sells public lice to the public with the intention of spreading them to people’s public hair. Let me break this […]
As I’m sure you know if you typed in/clicked the URL to this site, the BCU staff is, in general, pro-single lifestyle. Not that there aren’t several million marriages around the world that are probably wonderful examples of two people loving each other unconditionally, it’s just that about half of those people actually don’t love […]
Are you a masochist of awkward? Do you love uncomfortable situations that make your stomach tighten and eyes uncontrollably turn away? Did you like Borat? Well then, this new story is for you. A man named Kenny Strasser (who goes by K-Strass which is already awkward) has been making his rounds among the local morning […]
Over this past weekend, I had the unfortunate experience of getting dragged to a beer bar with some friends. Alright, dragged might be a bit of an over-statement, but I sure would have rather gone somewhere else. However, the night proved to be successful in a couple ways- a) I ate a phenomenal grilled cheese, […]
I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I recently read somewhere that men are genetically predisposed to be disgusting. Your affinity for farting, your copious back hair, your ability to turn a bathroom into bio-chemical warfare zone, each of these features are part of the reason that you get the cold-shoulder when you oh-so-gracefully […]
The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples’ basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin’s living room next to his “end table” that’s actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived […]
Okay. I need you to sit down for this. Think back, do you remember the movie Me, Myself, and Irene, with Jim Carrey and Renee Lemondrop Face? Yes? Now do you remember how the whitest-of-all-men Jim Carrey genuinely believed he impregnated his wife with these kids? And remember how it was a movie? And we […]
You know how when you’re at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper’s leather nipple tassles are? And you’re like, “Ugh, I can’t even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts […]
