As a huge Modern Family fan, I was always mildly (inconsolably) angry when I couldn’t find a decent photo-shoot of the Colombian-born beauty that wasn’t from like, 1982, featuring French-cut bikinis that for some reason can make even the hottest bod look, well, lumpy and awkward and misshapen.

So it was with very much excitement that I came across this new photo shoot from Esquire magazine where Miss Vergara teaches us all how to properly bake cookies and water plants: in your skivvies. Click the photo or go here for the rest of the shoot. You will NOT be disappointed.